RaK3's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xiao Xiao 9]

huh?

why do you lose life wen you protect

[Pico's School]

holy hell!

a great game but waz da last boss a boy or girl?

[SnowMan Games]

really cool

build a snow man made my arms hurt! 5 points for keeping me busy =)

BORKOYz responds:

thanx 4 da 5

[NG Insult Generator]

insults?

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Who am I kidding? You would.

In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

[Whack-A-Plane!]

What?

I really dont think this deserves to be on the front page, the only thing good about it is the music other then that its just repetitive and i cant handle that, there are so many cool rpg's on this site and their not on front page, but every day i go here i see some lame pac man knock off on the front page and it annoys the shit out of me, honest and true, the words i speak are abusolutly 100 % factful and your just adding to the stockpile, please stop, before you cause the apocalypse.

[Punk-o-matic]

AWESOME

check this out =) gj evildog

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[Calm Hand]

wellll

you have managed to take up 15 mins of my time you obviously suck dick and that is ok just get rid of the stone and chizle and get a computer and get a life dumbass

[Virtua-Kitty 2000]

well i gotta hand it to yah man ....

you picked a mighty fine peice of shit out of your toilet.......... oh im sorry i just realized this was a crappy flash animation OMG im so sorry i have insulted your septic tank and i relize this is one of the most stupidest films on newgrounds and i apoligize for insulting your shit in your toilet , btw lordcracka you can just go back to the donkeys ass you came from and masterbait to the smell because no one likes you obviously

[Virtual Drum Kit]

huh?

this isent beter then virtual drumset you lick balls why are you trying to compeat anyway? are you some 8 year old kid who thinks he is better than any one? dude grow up or shoot your self no one likes it and no one ever will , rot in hell you compitive little basterd