RaK3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 1]

holy shit!

ive never seen the original but this was actually really good but why did the voices sound so fuked up?

[I Hate Republicans.]

talk about greed and pity..

all you liberals wanna do is have the spot light, you make lies about GWB, and i dont even like the fuck, but aleast complain about somthing he Accually did not some bogus story. seriously grow up, you all are so mean to him and he has never broken the law or done any thing bad, he asked congress befor going to war, EVENTHOUGH "HE" controls the military, he dident attack iraq for no reason , the uk, russia, and most of europe said sadam had wepons of mass destruction. george bush just acted quickly, any way i have my reasons for not likeing him as a president, but that war isent one of them.

[Slipknot - Me Inside]

slipknot is the new metallica, they are sellouts

they fucking suck and alwas will

[The Unabombers - Slipknot]

Haha - great!

For the guy below me..

Your worlds is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your review. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies.

In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

your a fucking ledgend

people like you make somthingawful somthing great, another masterpeice!

[Fantastic 4 Get a Job]

it waz dah sux0rz

yo snuk y0 fag

[Summoning SANTA]

Good good!

I liked this alot, keep up the good work man!

[-MASS-]

one word..

Illwill

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

bagels

[weebl and bob - paper]

SEX!!!!!!

OMFG weeble's my hero! Lolz
Great job man!

[Our Pokemon Aventure]

WHATTHEFUKK

this suked balls you suk balls and now I have no self esteem or a reeson to live...thankz a iot dikbite

(P.S. thats not his dad and thats not ash)
(P.P.S. fag) >:0

Aprime responds:

Naaaaaaaaaaa you dont say, i new dat, but that doesnt matter, you might as well say, that thats not an official movie